is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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