I want to walk on stilts...naked
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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