playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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