Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
In other news, I just burned my penis
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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