Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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