If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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