when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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