That's intense
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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