i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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