hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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