Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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