your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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