On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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