Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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