that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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