i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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