Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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