What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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