I wish I only lived at night.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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