what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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