so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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