on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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