I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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