everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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