"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?Â
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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