just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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