Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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