Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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