i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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