You surviving the open bar?
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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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