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(212): View more from New York

chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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(702): View more from Nevada

So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am

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(605): View more from South Dakota

you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

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(519): View more from Ontario

she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"

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(626): View more from California

Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy

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(816): View more from Missouri

we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....

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(714): View more from California

I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?

(423): View more from Tennessee

Just start quoting WAP lyrics.

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