Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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