i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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