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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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