i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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