just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
either way he was missing a nipple.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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