piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We have started to decorate penises.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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