: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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