Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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