I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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