Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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