just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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