Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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