based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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