I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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