I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
