I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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