There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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