this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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