OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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