I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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