Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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