I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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