it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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