party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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