I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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