Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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