we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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