Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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