I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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